LOOK ME TENDER HOMMER  




No matter how little money and how few possesions you own,
having a dog makes you rich.
Louis Sabin




Mommy: Blanch Mallerin of Green Bush (cranky)
Daddy: A-Raeder's Astronaut Roybrook (sweet)
Granddad: Honoré FB Montmorency (cranky)
Grandmother: Antonela of Green Bush


*11/24/1986
†07/15/2001
Hommer was a very cranky Basset Hound; NEVER did he bite any person, but always was picking a fight with me, Anton, worrying my Gi. A dog whisperer would have been advisable...

But he was a clown, too: he was always getting into trouble or doing very funny stuff:
  • He got his little puppy head stuck between an iron gate's lozenges several times (stopped being stuck just because his head didn't fit anymore),*
  • once ran away and had several people chasing him like crazy (almost was ran over by a car),
  • fell from a wall and made a fuss about it (as if he was dying, but nothing happened, really),
  • ate a poisonous plant (this time, got really sick),
  • ate a piece of a broken plate (which had fallen and broken into pieces because hurricane Hommer was chasing Gisele for the food on it),
  • stole a butter stick from the table and ate it all,
  • grabbed in his mouth a toad he had found in the garden,
  • used to "hunt" flies (which looked like he was going crazy),
  • used to roll over on his back and sleep — in the front garden,
  • used to scratch his butt against the front iron gate, barking loudly while doing it (people used to stop to watch, and then, he stop scratching — because he didn't like to be watched while doing his scandalous performance).

If YouTube existed when this one was alive, he would have been a hit there!

Anton

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